The new weapons and defenses are awesome. What the heck woks with a "large Shell" or a "Large caliber round." Darn the Elephant Gun! Or maybe the Sniper Rifle... I am lost! To heck with what we knew and trusted. We are all back in the learning curve now. New maps, new features, when will it stop ? Is there no end to our options? No end to the killing ? Dear God, when will the madness end? Only Rog and Jacklynz know. How evil must their minds be to create this killing hell.

Aside: I love all the new stuff, but when Laser Guns and Super soakers are in almost every room... something is amiss. 

Begin Old Rant:

Amira - Scary, How can this 99 year old female (see her bio) always find a deadly weapon ? I usually carry a Crossbow and Shotgun, I carry wooden armor, a Bullet Proof Vest (presumably Body Armor) and a mirror. What the heck is Amira killing me with ? A Super soaker and Acid ? That is cruel! What an evil woman, despite her artistic photographs, she is a very evil killer. One more Ahaha, and I'll puke. And, no, I will not ask her to dance. (Note.. I gave up the old defenses, am a new bird!)

JesseDJames - I love you man, You kill... literally. Jesse was gone for months and came back into the top ten within a few days. Jesse is one of, if not the best player here. I bow to Jesse.

Jacklynz is the most evil. She sends sweet notes, acts caring while killing again and again! Jacklynz must be stopped.  Secretly I love Jacklynz... but do not let her know! Sadly, Jacklynz has bowed out for awhile. 

Hweimei - You came from nowhere to dominant the top ten, wow.

Pipit, yes I know, chirp chirp. I beg you to befriend other birds like... me. We should fly south together sometime.

I expect treachery from SteppenWolf, too quiet, just killing with precision.

Ace - STOP SMILING! You are cool but you slay me... literally! (I admit... Ace is cool)

Madmyk - I love you, don't kill me.

Rog knows all, with great restraint he allows us to live. Rog is god here. Protect Rog.

Spud did the right thing, finally honest about who he is. Spud is truly a Stud!

Chelle -  Too bad you called off the truce. I still love you... but then again, so does spud.

Rat.. I hate Rats, Ok this Rat is pretty cool. Check out "Rats nest" on IRC.

I demand that all other players get an ICON! I want to see you cowards!